Whatever I want, because you want it too

Sabrina the teenage witch on the hub.

Yesssss.

My stupid life - extreme stupidity edition

At work (library) girl and her mom come to the desk to check out a book on sign language. Mom asks me how one gets a job in the library, so I tell her the spiel about how I’ve been going to this library my whole life and asked if they had any positions, started as a page shelving books, then last year got a promotion to front desk.

So then I go to check out their book, but it’s reference, can’t be checked out. So I tell them they can’t get this one but I’ll look up where the regular ones are. Then they get me in a conversation before I can look it up for them. Daughter asks what my favorite book is. When people ask me an opinion question, my brain dies, boom, can’t remember anything. Derp Harry Potter I guess I say, she asks about LotR and I have to shamefully admit that I haven’t finished Return of the King (I really need to do that) and we talk about how movies suck in comparison and finally I get a chance to look up where the sign language books are (after mentioning that I’m in the sign language club at school).

Mom comes back after a few minutes with this little piece of plastic she found on the ground, then she says “She’s gonna kill me for saying this but my daughter was so busy flirting with you she didn’t pay attention to where you said the section was” So I’m like laughing and go non-fiction back there. Co-worker at the desk is like *facepalm* I can’t believe she actually just said that out loud!

Meanwhile I’m like, dammit, now I feel guilty, I was trying to make conversation and this girl thought I was flirting (I am the king of clueless, I had no idea until she said that then I was like, wait, duh!) And coworker told everyone else the story and yep, still gay. Sorry girl at the library!

Congratulations on reading a dumb story about my stupid life.

sweet-bitsy:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

(via she-is-fiercer)

It’s just chilling

Dad tried to talk it down…all he managed to do was confuse our dog. He turned the fireplace into a birdcage with blankets and the chain curtain thing and he’s giving it water right now.

Oh, now he’s getting some of the chicken food too. This is fantastic.

There’s a bird trapped in my chimney

It can’t get out, so we have to drop it into the fireplace and get it outside. Time to be killed by a bird!